Oscar Meyer Wiener
Ohhhh...I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner....
That is what I'd truly like to be...For if I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner, everyone would be in love with me!
Why an Oscar Meyer Weiner, you say? Well. Here are my reasons.
1) Oscar Meyer Weiners have a simple life. Its also short.
2) Oscar Meyer Weiners don't have to worry about relationships, because, as we already know, everyone is in love with them.
2) Oscar Meyer Weiners don't have to worry about relationships, because, as we already know, everyone is in love with them.
3) Oscar Meyer Weiners know they are awesome.
4) Oscar Meyer Weiners are always tan, no matter what the season.
5) And finally, Oscar Meyer Weiners don't have to write 3 freakin hard exams this weekend, like I do.
And now that I've extensively wore out the use of the word weiner, Im going to leave. And study. And write a paper. And think about how horrible my exams are going to be this weekend. And maybe, just maybe, I will have fun. But only once. And only for a short period of time. Gah.
4:26 PM
Now I want a hot dog :) top
1:05 AM
You can never overuse the word weiner. top